Over the last few months, my life has been a lot like that Rihanna song. All I seem to do is work, work, work, work, work and I don’t really understand the rest. However, I take comfort in the knowledge that I am not alone; the majority of society is all in the same boat. In fact, after learning about what the people in these professions have to deal with on a daily basis, it sounds like I’ve got it relatively easy.
Arguably, doctors and nurses have the toughest professions in the world. This isn’t just because they have to stay in education far longer than most, but they are literally trusted with the lives of others every day. I stress over the number of emails I have to reply to, while the pressures put on them are actually worth losing sleep over.
In short, their jobs are no walk in the park. They’ve heard it all, seen it all and, luckily for us, shared it all on the internet. Check out some pretty gross stories that docs and nurses have posted on Reddit. Be warned, they’re pretty darn explicit.
1. The jack off show
“Had a guy in his late teens/early 20’s constantly m*sturbating. Everyone walked in on it. It was on a floor where the patients were separated by curtains too. Looking back, I think he was an exhibitionist and he was making us all subjects to his m*sturbatory fodder, so that was fun.”
2. The obstetrician/gynaecologist who can’t unsee what they’ve seen
“Ob-GYN checking in.
1) meth addicted man going down on girlfriend. 1 day postpartum. Think walking dead.
2) heroin addict injecting into her IV.
3) preterm labor patient with dilated cervix at 24 weeks having what can only be described as pornstar level aggressive v*ginal intercourse.
3. The sloppy slurp
“Woman giving her husband a bl*wjob. Except that she was the patient in the burn unit, admitted after a flash fire from pouring lighter fluid on her barbecue. All the hair on her face was singed off, her face was super swollen and red, and we had caked on antibiotic ointment all over her face to treat her burns. Talk about sloppy head.”
4. The thirsty patient
“I’m not a doctor but a few years ago I went to visit a friend in hospital when I walked into the wrong room and witnessed a patient peeing into their own mouth. I was so shocked I just slowly took a few steps back and quietly left his room.
EDIT: Male, I would say his age was around 18/19 from my quick glance and turn.”
I think we can all agree that the anecdotes above are pretty gruesome. I hate to break it to you, but you haven’t heard the worst of them yet. Wait till you learn about what this pregnant woman did to her boyfriend’s todger when her blood pressure got too high. Hint: she had a seizure and bit down a little too hard.
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